THE BIG BUCK THAT STOLE MY TRUCK

I went hunting for a big buck,
But, it seems that I didn't have good luck,
For, the buck snuck up behind me,
Pick-pocketed my only key,
Then, drove off in my new pickup truck.  

THE FISH WHO KNEW TOO MUCH

There once was a fish who liked to read,
That got him to dream of where the skyline might lead,
So, he grabbed a fisherman's hook, 
And, thus he was took,
To a restaurant where he was served with dill weed.  

SALMON FISHING IN A LEAKING BOAT

The salmon swam under my boat, 
But, I was having trouble staying afloat,
I so, wanted to fish,
But, My priority wish,
Was plugging the hole in the bottom with my coat.