THE FISH OUT IN MY GARDEN

There was a fish out in my garden and he was eating on my beets,
Instead of eating all my vegetables you'd think he'd eat the wormy treats,
And, my tomatoes on the vine,
He slurped them down and said, "Divine,"
Today, I seen the fish out in my garden and his veggie appetite repeats.

THE FISH FRIES AND MOSQUITOES LIMERICK

Fishing failed to yield fish for fish fries,
But, mosquitoes gave me a surprise,
I cannot suppose,
How they got under my cloths,
Now, all the itching will be my demise.